Friday, May 11, 2012

The Lighter Side Wishes Moms a Weird Mother's Day


Hey all,

I was going to do a trip down memory lane today, but then I came across this news article that just cracked me up.  Looking for something special to get your mama this Mother's Day?  Check out these available oddities.  Click to make bigger...

But I will ask up front, where do they come up with these ideas???

Would you buy this for your Mom???
CLEAVAGE PILLOW  
Pillows are nice and cleavage is nice, but so far there hasn't been anything combining the two (other than tacky slang words for breasts). However, the Intimia provides a soft place for cleavage and also helps treat the heretofore unknown problem of cleavage wrinkles. Your mom and her "girls" will be happy.

How about this one?
TRENCH COAT NIGHT SHIRT 
You may not want to admit it, but your mom must have been a desirable, sensual person -- otherwise, you wouldn't be reading this. Acknowledge her seductive side with a night shirt that looks like a trench coat covering lingerie. She probably will blush when you give it to her, but she will quietly thank you later in the evening. 

This one is just creepy.  
 PERSONALIZED BOBBLEHEAD DOLL 
Baseball stars get honored with their own bobbleheads, so why not Mom? Frankly, she does a lot more than hit home runs. For between $99 and $149, Mom can get a bobblehead that looks just like her -- mom jeans and all. 

And finally, hmmm...not sure what to even say about this odd gift.
SUCTION-POWERED LIP  PUMPER 
Angelina Jolie isn't the only mom who has beautiful lips. Now any mother can get the plump, bee-stung look with Luscious Lips, a suction-powered lip plumper that fits over the lips and works by using a technology similar to bicycle pumps or those weird-sounding flutes used in bad animated cartoon. 

So what do you think?  Any of these something you can see your mother using?  I know I sure couldn't.  And that last one could be used in an erotic book.  Oh yeah! LOL

Anyway, please tell all your moms Happy Mother's Day for me.  Give them a hug and a kiss and let them know you care!

Hugs, and see you on Monday.

CJ England
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6 comments:

Phylis said...

Just shaking my head. Not my Mom! lol

CJ England said...

Phylis, I wanna get my mom the nightshirt just to see her turn 12 shades of red! LOL

I'm a very bad daughter!

Ray said...

My mom has been gone since 1976 when she died of liver cancer.

My wife might get a kick out of the last one.

It wouldn't be appropriate to get anything like this for my daughter or granddaughter even though my daughter is 43 and my granddaughter is twenty.

We really don't need the lip suction. There are always bees.

CJ England said...

LOL, Ray...

There are always bees.

LOLOLOLOL

叶科忠 said...

Hello,I'm a Chinese college students,I cracked the firewall and come here to learn English by read blogs.
Uh,because of the concept is different,Chinese mothers will certainly can't to accept this gifts,buy these are really funny,may it just not fit me,a young people.
I wish you a happy life,goodbye.
(There may be grammar mistakes,if you points out them I will be grateful to you,my Blog is www.yekezhong.com,welcome to visit:)

CJ England said...

Welcome Chinese Firewall-cracker. LOL Sorry, can't write your name. I'm pleased to have you here and I hope you'll return.

PS I wish my Chinese was as good as your English! :-)