I was going to do a trip down memory lane today, but then I came across this news article that just cracked me up. Looking for something special to get your mama this Mother's Day? Check out these available oddities. Click to make bigger...
But I will ask up front, where do they come up with these ideas???
Would you buy this for your Mom???
Pillows are nice and cleavage is nice, but so far there hasn't been anything combining the two (other than tacky slang words for breasts). However, the Intimia provides a soft place for cleavage and also helps treat the heretofore unknown problem of cleavage wrinkles. Your mom and her "girls" will be happy.
How about this one?
TRENCH COAT NIGHT SHIRT
You may not want to admit it, but your mom must have been a desirable, sensual person -- otherwise, you wouldn't be reading this. Acknowledge her seductive side with a night shirt that looks like a trench coat covering lingerie. She probably will blush when you give it to her, but she will quietly thank you later in the evening.
This one is just creepy.
PERSONALIZED BOBBLEHEAD DOLL
Baseball stars get honored with their own bobbleheads, so why not Mom? Frankly, she does a lot more than hit home runs. For between $99 and $149, Mom can get a bobblehead that looks just like her -- mom jeans and all.
And finally, hmmm...not sure what to even say about this odd gift.
Angelina Jolie isn't the only mom who has beautiful lips. Now any mother can get the plump, bee-stung look with Luscious Lips, a suction-powered lip plumper that fits over the lips and works by using a technology similar to bicycle pumps or those weird-sounding flutes used in bad animated cartoon.
So what do you think? Any of these something you can see your mother using? I know I sure couldn't. And that last one could be used in an erotic book. Oh yeah! LOL
Anyway, please tell all your moms Happy Mother's Day for me. Give them a hug and a kiss and let them know you care!
Hugs, and see you on Monday.
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