Today I have a short fun story for you. Available from Under the Moon Publishing, it is a story I had fleshed out and written in a single day.
The Evil Overlord's Union is an anthology with some of my favorite authors included. A book that will be sure to make you laugh out loud. I hope you enjoy this quick look at this humorous novella.
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Ever wonder what would happen if someone made a list
of all the classic blunders those evil overlords in the movies do over and over
again?
Well, someone has and we've written stories about some of the
ideas. Check out Peter's Evil Overlord List, but make sure you're not
sipping a drink at the time. It will definitely give you a few chuckles.
~~~REVIEWS~~~
You are an evil woman. I started reading the prologue
and forgot to do other stuff I had meant to do online. Shame on you for writing
such a great story and getting me hooked.~~~Lonie
Amusing, hysterical and a book to keep you
laughing. The Evil Overlord's Union Book #1 is filled with wonderful
stories.~~~Linda
~~~EXCERPT~~~
Man’s
Sneakiest Little Friend
“My Lord! My Lord!”
The panicked servant raced into the room.
Lord
Ryu looked up from the delectable feast in front of him. He sniffed once, making him look remarkably
like the baked pig he was eating. “What
is it, Jstor? You are interrupting my supper.”
We
are under attack, my Lord.” Jstor wrung
his hands in worry. Would the old fool
admit the danger here? Jstor could see
it and he was only a lowly servant. Actually, he knew a little about a lot of things.
“Attack?” Lord Ryu levered his portly frame from the
soft plush chair. “Who is it? The Skeleton Horde wishing to extend their
graveyards?”
“No,
my Master. It’s—”
“The
Vlads? Out to take our blood?”
No,
sir—”
“Ahhh…”
Lord Ryu waddled over to the large cage standing in the dusty corner. In it, lay the unconscious body of a man. “It must be the Army of Light, come to rescue
their leader, Zoran, from my foul schemes.”
Jstor
shuffled his feet wishing the pompous prig would shut up long enough to
actually listen. “Not exactly, my Lord.”
Ryu
frowned fiercely. “Then what, in the
seven veils of Orzates are you talking about, Jstor? Is there an army outside the gates or not?”
The
servant gulped audibly. No army, oh Evil
One. It’s…it’s…critters.
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Until next time!
Hugs,
CJ England
Follow Your Dreams
http://cjengland.com/warrior/morethanawarrior.htm
1 comment:
Those were great! lol
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